Of course, Travis Kelce is easy to find. He’s sitting alone in the corner threading friendship bracelets. The homemade wristwear is a staple at Taylor Swift concerts, and played a huge role in Kelce landing his first date with his now-girlfriend.
Then there’s Patrick Mahomes, who is being chased down by Raiders defensive lineman Maxx Crosby, but that isn’t even the worst part.
As if this season hasn’t been frustrating enough for the reigning MVP, the illustrators doubled down by clowning Marquez Valdes-Scantling. In the poster, he’s gifted butter, a nod to the slippery hands he displayed when he dropped a potential game-winning touchdown against the Eagles. At least they spared Kadarius Toney.
The poster is littered with other Christmasy “Easter eggs” and lots of Ninja Turtles. It’s a must-win game for both teams on Christmas Day, and a present for fans of all ages as the Nickelodeon tradition continues.